Cows On Stairs
FC 26 — final record
This is Cows On Stairs's FC 26 record as it stood on 31 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
Tommysthe1__
ST1292 goals, 546 assists and a 8.4 average across 798 games
Golden Boot
1292
Tommysthe1__
1292 goals in 798 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.62
Tommysthe1__
1.62 goals a game — 1292 goals in 798 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
546
Tommysthe1__
546 assists in 798 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
239
Tommysthe1__
239 man of the match awards from 798 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
Tommysthe1__
8.4 average across 798 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
264
Tommysthe1__
826 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Tommysthe1__
84% accurate across 12993 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
49%
Tommysthe1__
1292 goals from roughly 2637 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
798
Tommysthe1__
798 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
Punjabiprince12
6.7 average across 283 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
172
Joeyad_13
172 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
8%
Punjabiprince12
8 goals from roughly 100 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
RJOK-STC
74% accurate across 6223 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
21
RlphDog74
21 red cards in 585 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.4:1
Tommysthe1__
1292 goals and only 546 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.11
Punjabiprince12
30 goals or assists in 283 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Cows On Stairs recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tommysthe1__ | 798 | 1292 | 546 | 8.4 | 239 |
| S1moor9 | 786 | 408 | 538 | 7.3 | 30 |
| RlphDog74 | 585 | 539 | 512 | 7.6 | 80 |
| RJOK-STC | 410 | 166 | 179 | 7.6 | 39 |
| GeneralCheeez | 357 | 91 | 76 | 7.0 | 13 |
| Punjabiprince12 | 283 | 8 | 22 | 6.7 | 1 |
| Joeyad_13 | 253 | 172 | 147 | 7.1 | 22 |
| cwilli1 | 233 | 56 | 71 | 7.3 | 4 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.