Penny Pickerz
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Kikikikikikike
CM49 goals, 72 assists and a 7.8 average across 136 games
Golden Boot
82
Addictiv
82 goals in 110 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.75
Addictiv
0.75 goals a game — 82 goals in 110 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
72
Kikikikikikike
72 assists in 136 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
44
Kikikikikikike
44 man of the match awards from 136 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Kikikikikikike
7.8 average across 136 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
84
Kikikikikikike
248 tackles at 34% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Bulldogninja26
85% accurate across 1622 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
26%
Addictiv
82 goals from roughly 315 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
136
Kikikikikikike
136 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
LeFloppa
6.6 average across 85 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
53
Bulldogninja26
53 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Hospital Pass
81%
Addictiv
81% accurate across 1569 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
2
Addictiv
2 red cards in 110 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
5.5:1
DankOgie12
11 goals and only 2 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
LeFloppa
2 goals or assists in 85 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 5 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.