Cant Win Em All
FC 27 — final record
This is Cant Win Em All's FC 27 record as it stood on 15 October 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
Gherilac
ST52 goals, 76 assists and a 7.9 average across 77 games
Golden Boot
112
arenad99
112 goals in 64 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.75
arenad99
1.75 goals a game — 112 goals in 64 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
76
Gherilac
76 assists in 77 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
21
Gherilac
21 man of the match awards from 77 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Gherilac
7.9 average across 77 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
105
arenad99
263 tackles at 40% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
arenad99
85% accurate across 2899 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
37%
Tony24Fan
41 goals from roughly 111 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
77
Gherilac
77 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
arenad99
6.7 average across 64 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
112
arenad99
112 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
23%
timmypal
17 goals from roughly 74 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
Gherilac
71% accurate across 1360 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
arenad99
4 red cards in 64 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.7:1
arenad99
112 goals and only 42 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
bobothegorilla99
1 goal or assist in 48 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Cant Win Em All recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gherilac | 77 | 52 | 76 | 7.9 | 21 |
| SoccerDerper | 71 | 7 | 6 | 7.8 | 10 |
| arenad99 | 64 | 112 | 42 | 6.7 | 0 |
| timmypal | 56 | 17 | 29 | 7.3 | 6 |
| Tony24Fan | 55 | 41 | 40 | 7.7 | 5 |
| bobothegorilla99 | 48 | 0 | 1 | 7.2 | 2 |
| TuffManz- | 25 | 23 | 11 | 7.5 | 6 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.