Shut Your Geggy
FC 26 — final record
This is Shut Your Geggy's FC 26 record as it stood on 2 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
MyDwarfShortage_
ST719 goals, 477 assists and a 8.3 average across 561 games
Golden Boot
719
MyDwarfShortage_
719 goals in 561 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.28
MyDwarfShortage_
1.28 goals a game — 719 goals in 561 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
477
MyDwarfShortage_
477 assists in 561 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
181
MyDwarfShortage_
181 man of the match awards from 561 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
MyDwarfShortage_
8.3 average across 561 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
201
Whatszername
456 tackles at 44% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
LionelNessi_
85% accurate across 1019 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
42%
Sassy_Jr_97
416 goals from roughly 990 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
561
MyDwarfShortage_
561 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
jam_first98
6.6 average across 137 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
310
UNIQU3 TR1CKZz
310 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
23%
jam_first98
53 goals from roughly 230 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
UNIQU3 TR1CKZz
73% accurate across 4323 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
33
Venbanner
33 red cards in 475 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
jam_first98
53 goals and only 26 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.39
LionelNessi_
32 goals or assists in 82 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Shut Your Geggy recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MyDwarfShortage_ | 561 | 719 | 477 | 8.3 | 181 |
| Venbanner | 475 | 136 | 231 | 7.6 | 43 |
| UNIQU3 TR1CKZz | 470 | 310 | 242 | 7.2 | 22 |
| Sassy_Jr_97 | 390 | 416 | 286 | 8.1 | 57 |
| SiCkGuNNeRzZ | 380 | 204 | 137 | 7.5 | 31 |
| Whatszername | 262 | 59 | 188 | 7.6 | 27 |
| jam_first98 | 137 | 53 | 26 | 6.6 | 3 |
| LionelNessi_ | 82 | 13 | 19 | 7.6 | 0 |
| MeAaza | 52 | 34 | 28 | 7.3 | 1 |
| Doddsy1997 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3.0 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.