Poof Doof
All-time honours
Player of the Year
MadzMusic94
ST771 goals, 524 assists and a 7.7 average across 518 games
Golden Boot
771
MadzMusic94
771 goals in 518 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.49
MadzMusic94
1.49 goals a game — 771 goals in 518 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
836
MightyQuix
836 assists in 1053 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
10
BigChungus-1810
10 man of the match awards from 43 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
MadzMusic94
7.7 average across 518 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
655
MadzMusic94
1769 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
88%
MadzMusic94
88% accurate across 19739 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
50%
MadzMusic94
771 goals from roughly 1542 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1053
MightyQuix
1053 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
51
tree2tops
51 clean sheets in 440 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.0
tree2tops
6.0 average across 440 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
119
tree2tops
119 goals on a 6.0 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
PlutoTheGoodBoy
11 goals from roughly 58 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
tree2tops
76% accurate across 2065 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
65
Parker__1994
65 red cards in 625 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
10
eI_Soto
10 clean sheets in 441 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
3.3:1
yoursassistance
40 goals and only 12 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.25
Dead_Shot2758
6 goals or assists in 24 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 20 players in the squad, 20 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.