Bald Barbers
FC 27 — final record
This is Bald Barbers's FC 27 record as it stood on 24 October 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
steinsooch
ST18 goals, 13 assists and a 7.2 average across 22 games
Golden Boot
100
The-big-duck69
100 goals in 129 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.82
steinsooch
0.82 goals a game — 18 goals in 22 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
33
The-big-duck69
33 assists in 129 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
21
sweetmeat1014
21 man of the match awards from 89 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
sweetmeat1014
7.5 average across 89 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
80
Carsnut_10
107 tackles at 75% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
69%
RoZaBoom
69% accurate across 515 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
steinsooch
18 goals from roughly 46 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
129
The-big-duck69
129 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.3
Kingbean47
6.3 average across 92 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
19
Kingbean47
19 goals on a 6.3 average, against a squad average of 6.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
Kingbean47
19 goals from roughly 146 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
58%
Kingbean47
58% accurate across 604 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
11
MeatShot1014
11 red cards in 102 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.0:1
The-big-duck69
100 goals and only 33 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.00
fuzzymanks
0 goals or assists in 75 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Bald Barbers recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The-big-duck69 | 129 | 100 | 33 | 6.9 | 16 |
| MeatShot1014 | 102 | 15 | 19 | 7.0 | 3 |
| Kingbean47 | 92 | 19 | 28 | 6.3 | 1 |
| sweetmeat1014 | 89 | 18 | 20 | 7.5 | 21 |
| fuzzymanks | 75 | 0 | 0 | 6.8 | 4 |
| Carsnut_10 | 74 | 0 | 4 | 6.8 | 4 |
| RoZaBoom | 66 | 34 | 16 | 6.8 | 5 |
| Alemyyr | 36 | 10 | 7 | 6.5 | 3 |
| myDadLeftMe23 | 24 | 4 | 5 | 6.4 | 1 |
| steinsooch | 22 | 18 | 13 | 7.2 | 3 |
| Shim910 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 5.8 | 0 |
| DrewCrew69-_- | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6.9 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.