OldDads United
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Hamoza2308
ST63 goals, 51 assists and a 8.0 average across 57 games
Golden Boot
109
Assist the Rock
109 goals in 265 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.11
Hamoza2308
1.11 goals a game — 63 goals in 57 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
137
Assist the Rock
137 assists in 265 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
13
Hamoza2308
13 man of the match awards from 57 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
Hamoza2308
8.0 average across 57 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
43
Assist the Rock
133 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
JasmyCrypto
81% accurate across 2370 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
Hamoza2308
63 goals from roughly 140 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
265
Assist the Rock
265 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
5
Noah60616
5 clean sheets in 22 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.9
Noah60616
5.9 average across 22 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
2
Noah60616
2 goals on a 5.9 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
30%
SOU11ESS AD
30 goals from roughly 100 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
UrgedSavage15
75% accurate across 1295 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
3
SOU11ESS AD
3 red cards in 78 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
4
Ninja Carbone
4 clean sheets in 22 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
1.9:1
SOU11ESS AD
30 goals and only 16 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.00
Mytimetosell
0 goals or assists in 37 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 47 players in the squad, 31 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.