No Smoke FC
FC 26 — final record
This is No Smoke FC's FC 26 record as it stood on 9 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
AzEsTyTaChAnKa
ST64 goals, 27 assists and a 7.3 average across 65 games
Golden Boot
129
NATHAN X STARS
129 goals in 116 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.11
NATHAN X STARS
1.11 goals a game — 129 goals in 116 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
142
NATHAN X STARS
142 assists in 116 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
18
THE BIG ELL11
18 man of the match awards from 85 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
THE BIG ELL11
7.5 average across 85 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
272
NATHAN X STARS
632 tackles at 43% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
SCOOCH18
81% accurate across 525 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
THE BIG ELL11
72 goals from roughly 180 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
116
NATHAN X STARS
116 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
fps lamchops
6.6 average across 25 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
129
NATHAN X STARS
129 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
6%
DE ZEST37
7 goals from roughly 117 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
AzEsTyTaChAnKa
70% accurate across 508 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
DE KING99
8 red cards in 62 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.8:1
DE KING99
62 goals and only 13 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.32
DE ZEST37
20 goals or assists in 63 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player No Smoke FC recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NATHAN X STARS | 116 | 129 | 142 | 6.8 | 4 |
| THE BIG ELL11 | 85 | 72 | 78 | 7.5 | 18 |
| GOALIE BIG E352 | 85 | 16 | 16 | 7.3 | 12 |
| AzEsTyTaChAnKa | 65 | 64 | 27 | 7.3 | 6 |
| SCOOCH18 | 64 | 55 | 24 | 7.2 | 8 |
| DE ZEST37 | 63 | 7 | 13 | 7.1 | 4 |
| DE KING99 | 62 | 62 | 13 | 6.9 | 9 |
| LILWoten | 57 | 8 | 23 | 7.0 | 3 |
| fps lamchops | 25 | 13 | 10 | 6.6 | 1 |
| Himothy 4208504 | 18 | 16 | 3 | 6.3 | 1 |
| Gvnb | 3 | 3 | 2 | 7.4 | 1 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.