The Temu Titans
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Kiseh1
CM137 goals, 49 assists and a 7.9 average across 90 games
Golden Boot
137
Kiseh1
137 goals in 90 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.52
Kiseh1
1.52 goals a game — 137 goals in 90 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
54
M1N0_KH
54 assists in 81 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
23
Kiseh1
23 man of the match awards from 90 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Kiseh1
7.9 average across 90 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
65
Kiseh1
176 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Kiseh1
85% accurate across 3074 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
Nemekooo
22 goals from roughly 61 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
90
Kiseh1
90 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.3
Bamboosler
7.3 average across 72 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
50
M1N0_KH
50 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
10%
Bamboosler
4 goals from roughly 40 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
thiman12
75% accurate across 691 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
M1N0_KH
4 red cards in 81 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.8:1
Kiseh1
137 goals and only 49 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.50
Bamboosler
36 goals or assists in 72 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 5 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.