Guzies Papas
All-time honours
Player of the Year
XxGUZ99xXMAN77
ST350 goals, 363 assists and a 7.8 average across 573 games
Golden Boot
729
LargeCone19
729 goals in 728 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.00
LargeCone19
1.00 goals a game — 729 goals in 728 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
460
DXPapa8
460 assists in 559 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
145
FixedDegree9949
145 man of the match awards from 422 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
FixedDegree9949
8.4 average across 422 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
264
FixedDegree9949
777 tackles at 34% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
FixedDegree9949
82% accurate across 9327 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
53%
Im J7
16 goals from roughly 30 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
728
LargeCone19
728 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
captainsums
6.8 average across 341 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
511
Justinkap77
511 goals on a 7.3 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
14%
captainsums
34 goals from roughly 243 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
DXPapa8
73% accurate across 6264 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
17
LargeCone19
17 red cards in 728 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
Justinkap77
511 goals and only 207 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.21
captainsums
70 goals or assists in 341 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.