SFL Yazaballerz
All-time honours
Player of the Year
eianski
ST411 goals, 383 assists and a 7.6 average across 738 games
Golden Boot
638
WWE-ARSENAL-WWE
638 goals in 1274 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.75
KirkG3-
0.75 goals a game — 18 goals in 24 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
558
Effun2
558 assists in 1174 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
5
KirkG3-
5 man of the match awards from 24 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Shan_Nicholson
7.8 average across 83 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
340
MACtheSP4CK
1030 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Just_Mason1
84% accurate across 1234 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
44%
WWE-ARSENAL-WWE
638 goals from roughly 1450 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1274
WWE-ARSENAL-WWE
1274 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
102
aSmiity
102 clean sheets in 768 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.0
Tiktok Starx
6.0 average across 28 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
418
Yazabel
418 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
Alkings10BTW
16 goals from roughly 94 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
69%
Yazabel
69% accurate across 7223 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
34
Effun2
34 red cards in 1174 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
3
Tiktok Starx
3 clean sheets in 28 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
14.0:1
xMrBeaNzz
14 goals and only 1 assist
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.00
Liam_vince
0 goals or assists in 100 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 32 players in the squad, 30 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.