FC Nutmeg
All-time honours
Player of the Year
siddall86
CM407 goals, 287 assists and a 7.9 average across 760 games
Golden Boot
504
andywatton
504 goals in 895 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.56
andywatton
0.56 goals a game — 504 goals in 895 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
444
andywatton
444 assists in 895 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
198
siddall86
198 man of the match awards from 760 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
siddall86
7.9 average across 760 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
284
siddall86
1015 tackles at 28% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
89%
KjaratanM
89% accurate across 11718 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
42%
siddall86
407 goals from roughly 969 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
895
andywatton
895 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
SwigglerOne
6.4 average across 219 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
63
SwigglerOne
63 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
8%
SweDumdummast
12 goals from roughly 150 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
SwigglerOne
78% accurate across 2396 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
Flisterdini
16 red cards in 630 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
chewbacca5342
5 goals and only 2 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.03
chewbacca5342
7 goals or assists in 239 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 16 players in the squad, 15 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.