
Michael AFC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
TapeWormEater
ST73 goals, 28 assists and a 7.2 average across 90 games
Golden Boot
73
TapeWormEater
73 goals in 90 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.81
TapeWormEater
0.81 goals a game — 73 goals in 90 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
33
Jimithy1
33 assists in 45 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
10
Kai_Guy07
10 man of the match awards from 48 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.2
TapeWormEater
7.2 average across 90 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
90
Jimithy1
196 tackles at 46% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
Jimithy1
83% accurate across 2432 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
25%
Kai_Guy07
37 goals from roughly 148 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
90
TapeWormEater
90 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
ER16-ER16
6.4 average across 47 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
14
ER16-ER16
14 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 6.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
9%
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7 goals from roughly 78 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
12
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12 red cards in 45 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.6:1
TapeWormEater
73 goals and only 28 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.00
couchpotato5326
0 goals or assists in 29 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.