HeheHahashampoo
FC 26 — final record
This is HeheHahashampoo's FC 26 record as it stood on 31 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
H-a-j-o-_-
CM23 goals, 26 assists and a 7.9 average across 59 games
Golden Boot
66
JGoodwin_05
66 goals in 39 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.69
JGoodwin_05
1.69 goals a game — 66 goals in 39 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
65
Umer234123
65 assists in 49 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
11
JGoodwin_05
11 man of the match awards from 39 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
H-a-j-o-_-
7.9 average across 59 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
84
Umer234123
254 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
H-a-j-o-_-
87% accurate across 702 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
51%
Egg_Head2006
39 goals from roughly 76 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
59
H-a-j-o-_-
59 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
Umer234123
6.6 average across 49 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
55
Umer234123
55 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
42%
JGoodwin_05
66 goals from roughly 157 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
13
JGoodwin_05
13 red cards in 39 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
JGoodwin_05
66 goals and only 33 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.83
H-a-j-o-_-
49 goals or assists in 59 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player HeheHahashampoo recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| H-a-j-o-_- | 59 | 23 | 26 | 7.9 | 14 |
| Umer234123 | 49 | 55 | 65 | 6.6 | 0 |
| Egg_Head2006 | 40 | 39 | 36 | 7.7 | 9 |
| JGoodwin_05 | 39 | 66 | 33 | 7.6 | 11 |
| Ehsxan_ | 27 | 25 | 20 | 7.2 | 6 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.