DIEZ NUTZ FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
iiinfinite_l00p
ST408 goals, 279 assists and a 8.0 average across 479 games
Golden Boot
408
iiinfinite_l00p
408 goals in 479 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.16
you_boxed690
1.16 goals a game — 29 goals in 25 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
288
Pelinho_02
288 assists in 400 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
79
iiinfinite_l00p
79 man of the match awards from 479 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
iiinfinite_l00p
8.0 average across 479 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
252
SiyaSonic
765 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
Legnd-Meliodas
86% accurate across 1289 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
52%
you_boxed690
29 goals from roughly 56 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
622
SiyaSonic
622 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
18
S-P-O-D-I-F-Y
18 clean sheets in 71 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.0
S-P-O-D-I-F-Y
6.0 average across 71 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
58
phantomsteezeboi
58 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
14%
RNGfaze_418
15 goals from roughly 107 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
RNGfaze_418
73% accurate across 1351 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
3
Pelinho_02
3 red cards in 400 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
0
TacticalVoice29
0 clean sheets in 37 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
7.5:1
RNGfaze_418
15 goals and only 2 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.04
myriad-carnival4
7 goals or assists in 168 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 46 players in the squad, 38 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.