The Saucy Bakas
All-time honours
Player of the Year
RJKMONKEYS
ST89 goals, 60 assists and a 7.8 average across 77 games
Golden Boot
89
RJKMONKEYS
89 goals in 77 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.16
RJKMONKEYS
1.16 goals a game — 89 goals in 77 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
60
RJKMONKEYS
60 assists in 77 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
23
RJKMONKEYS
23 man of the match awards from 77 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
Spex8312
8.0 average across 53 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
13
MCFCThomas
73 tackles at 18% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
RJKMONKEYS
78% accurate across 972 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
Spex8312
48 goals from roughly 120 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
77
RJKMONKEYS
77 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
Gold goblin5738
6.9 average across 45 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
40
GenericShelf333
40 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
10%
Gold goblin5738
8 goals from roughly 80 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
9
GenericShelf333
9 red cards in 59 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.4:1
MCFCThomas
77 goals and only 32 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.60
Gold goblin5738
27 goals or assists in 45 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 6 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.