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All-time honours
Player of the Year
MYST Taj
ST152 goals, 213 assists and a 7.5 average across 303 games
Golden Boot
272
MYST Fishy
272 goals in 313 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.87
MYST Fishy
0.87 goals a game — 272 goals in 313 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
213
MYST Taj
213 assists in 303 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
76
MYST Fishy
76 man of the match awards from 313 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.6
MYST Fishy
7.6 average across 313 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
75
MYST Taj
418 tackles at 18% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
CB7Lightman
85% accurate across 1441 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
30%
The ozzy 135
44 goals from roughly 147 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
313
MYST Fishy
313 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
Jeffy1poop5775
6.1 average across 55 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
44
The ozzy 135
44 goals on a 6.3 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
DampestHealer78
36 goals from roughly 212 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
DampestHealer78
74% accurate across 1424 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
51
MYST Fishy
51 red cards in 313 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.4:1
Jeffy1poop5775
17 goals and only 5 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.37
DampestHealer78
66 goals or assists in 180 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.