Parched Monkeys
FC 27 — final record
This is Parched Monkeys's FC 27 record as it stood on 17 October 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
aka Mac Dre
ST24 goals, 11 assists and a 8.2 average across 28 games
Golden Boot
24
aka Mac Dre
24 goals in 28 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.86
aka Mac Dre
0.86 goals a game — 24 goals in 28 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
23
HardNSalty
23 assists in 27 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
9
aka Mac Dre
9 man of the match awards from 28 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
HardNSalty
8.3 average across 27 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
11
aka Mac Dre
34 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
HardNSalty
87% accurate across 651 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
FCmagic95
23 goals from roughly 58 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
28
aka Mac Dre
28 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Parched Monkeys recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| aka Mac Dre | 28 | 24 | 11 | 8.2 | 9 |
| FCmagic95 | 27 | 23 | 13 | 8.1 | 7 |
| HardNSalty | 27 | 8 | 23 | 8.3 | 6 |
| iHappyChamp | 19 | 10 | 4 | 7.5 | 0 |
| EternalWolf3980 | 14 | 14 | 9 | 7.9 | 4 |
| Grizales | 14 | 6 | 14 | 7.7 | 0 |
| Zino860 | 9 | 1 | 6 | 7.9 | 0 |
| Bubsy1122 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 8.1 | 0 |
| evilmorty80 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6.7 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.