Ragmidables
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Brin--77
ST496 goals, 245 assists and a 8.0 average across 508 games
Golden Boot
496
Brin--77
496 goals in 508 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.65
Acquixsce
1.65 goals a game — 84 goals in 51 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
634
weasel-watchers
634 assists in 616 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
59
GazGoals
59 man of the match awards from 199 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
GazGoals
8.2 average across 199 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
859
weasel-watchers
2771 tackles at 31% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
89%
hasanemirali
89% accurate across 1091 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
DaWn-TeMpZz
75 goals from roughly 167 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
616
weasel-watchers
616 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
ShankMassive
6.9 average across 110 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
410
weasel-watchers
410 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
ShankMassive
5 goals from roughly 31 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
CPKCx
77% accurate across 2263 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
48
weasel-watchers
48 red cards in 616 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
7.0:1
ShortJotters
7 goals and only 1 assist
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.07
hasanemirali
6 goals or assists in 83 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 22 players in the squad, 21 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.