I Dun Know 2
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Snake Hips 14
ST548 goals, 265 assists and a 7.7 average across 487 games
Golden Boot
548
Snake Hips 14
548 goals in 487 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.13
Snake Hips 14
1.13 goals a game — 548 goals in 487 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
265
Snake Hips 14
265 assists in 487 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
89
Snake Hips 14
89 man of the match awards from 487 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
Snake Hips 14
7.7 average across 487 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
212
I DORGUIDK I
685 tackles at 31% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
swaGGa 10
85% accurate across 6188 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
theenemyofman
53 goals from roughly 118 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
585
swaGGa 10
585 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
T3DM1LL3R
6.5 average across 121 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
32
T3DM1LL3R
32 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
25%
swaGGa 10
13 goals from roughly 52 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
RM Frosty 6
75% accurate across 949 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
I DORGUIDK I
16 red cards in 570 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
6.0:1
lwrncmh
6 goals and only 0 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.05
lwrncmh
6 goals or assists in 115 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.