Spicy Mum FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
jaggy_save5
ST80 goals, 60 assists and a 7.4 average across 111 games
Golden Boot
202
DavieboyGlesga
202 goals in 212 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.07
archieboy5311
1.07 goals a game — 132 goals in 123 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
157
DavieboyGlesga
157 assists in 212 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
27
jaggy_save5
27 man of the match awards from 111 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
jaggy_save5
7.4 average across 111 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
106
DavieboyGlesga
391 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
jamieboy84
83% accurate across 545 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
31%
archieboy5311
132 goals from roughly 426 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
212
DavieboyGlesga
212 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.4
jamieboy84
5.4 average across 21 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
16
jamieboy84
16 goals on a 5.4 average, against a squad average of 6.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
weeman2011kerr
28 goals from roughly 108 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
archieboy5311
73% accurate across 2505 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
Celticbhoy71108
16 red cards in 133 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
archieboy5311
132 goals and only 88 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
1.00
Jimmy bob3163
70 goals or assists in 70 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.