
El Muro
All-time honours
Player of the Year
v1choxz
ST116 goals, 63 assists and a 7.9 average across 85 games
Golden Boot
116
v1choxz
116 goals in 85 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.36
v1choxz
1.36 goals a game — 116 goals in 85 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
117
iVichozKy_Blast
117 assists in 144 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
53
iVichozKy_Blast
53 man of the match awards from 144 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
iVichozKy_Blast
8.5 average across 144 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
50
iVichozKy_Blast
295 tackles at 17% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
v1choxz
82% accurate across 1149 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
zac279
76 goals from roughly 211 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
144
iVichozKy_Blast
144 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.8
zac279
7.8 average across 65 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
76
zac279
76 goals on a 7.8 average, against a squad average of 8.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
23%
iVichozKy_Blast
89 goals from roughly 387 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
iVichozKy_Blast
74% accurate across 3280 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
iVichozKy_Blast
16 red cards in 144 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.8:1
zac279
76 goals and only 27 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
1.43
iVichozKy_Blast
206 goals or assists in 144 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 5 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.