PARFUM FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
ColMercurial
ST540 goals, 159 assists and a 8.3 average across 281 games
Golden Boot
911
lapelotaal10
911 goals in 1276 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.92
ColMercurial
1.92 goals a game — 540 goals in 281 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1059
lapelotaal10
1059 assists in 1276 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
88
ColMercurial
88 man of the match awards from 281 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
ColMercurial
8.3 average across 281 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1203
lapelotaal10
2227 tackles at 54% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
iMauricio NP
86% accurate across 3436 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
ColMercurial
540 goals from roughly 1317 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1276
lapelotaal10
1276 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
20
RyZe Twin
20 clean sheets in 153 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.0
RyZe Twin
6.0 average across 153 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
78
Davidlpz39321
78 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
15%
PIPE AMIRI
176 goals from roughly 1173 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
RyZe Twin
74% accurate across 572 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
37
PIPE AMIRI
37 red cards in 998 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.3:1
EmilioPro178884
17 goals and only 4 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.12
cepillito11
3 goals or assists in 25 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 34 players in the squad, 21 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.