SLEEPY SACKED
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Jnookz
ST1053 goals, 978 assists and a 7.8 average across 889 games
Golden Boot
1053
Jnookz
1053 goals in 889 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.18
Jnookz
1.18 goals a game — 1053 goals in 889 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1123
Thicctown
1123 assists in 708 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
250
Jnookz
250 man of the match awards from 889 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Jnookz
7.8 average across 889 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1923
Thicctown
4691 tackles at 41% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
bigdominooch
85% accurate across 3407 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
48%
Bustoncyder
709 goals from roughly 1477 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
889
Jnookz
889 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
Thicctown
7.0 average across 708 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
824
Thicctown
824 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
35%
bigdominooch
98 goals from roughly 280 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
Bustoncyder
77% accurate across 9022 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
53
Jnookz
53 red cards in 889 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.7:1
bigdominooch
98 goals and only 59 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.56
bigdominooch
157 goals or assists in 280 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 5 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.