Grumps Girls
FC 26 — final record
This is Grumps Girls's FC 26 record as it stood on 8 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
Teddy01245
ST403 goals, 186 assists and a 8.0 average across 298 games
Golden Boot
403
Teddy01245
403 goals in 298 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.35
Teddy01245
1.35 goals a game — 403 goals in 298 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
294
HkTic_ViPeRzZ
294 assists in 302 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
76
HkTic_ViPeRzZ
76 man of the match awards from 302 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
HkTic_ViPeRzZ
8.1 average across 302 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
41
HkTic_ViPeRzZ
292 tackles at 14% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
Teddy01245
77% accurate across 4002 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
Hylanderinio
78 goals from roughly 170 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
302
HkTic_ViPeRzZ
302 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
a_rusty_bicycle_
6.8 average across 34 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
45
sxm17704
45 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
HkTic_ViPeRzZ
170 goals from roughly 773 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
40
HkTic_ViPeRzZ
40 red cards in 302 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
a_rusty_bicycle_
18 goals and only 8 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.76
a_rusty_bicycle_
26 goals or assists in 34 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Grumps Girls recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HkTic_ViPeRzZ | 302 | 170 | 294 | 8.1 | 76 |
| Teddy01245 | 298 | 403 | 186 | 8.0 | 74 |
| Hylanderinio | 59 | 78 | 48 | 7.6 | 10 |
| sxm17704 | 53 | 45 | 22 | 7.0 | 4 |
| a_rusty_bicycle_ | 34 | 18 | 8 | 6.8 | 2 |
| Hylanderinio | 16 | 9 | 10 | 7.2 | 2 |
| CheeseMonkey198 | 11 | 4 | 3 | 6.3 | 0 |
| Ha30GJ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7.0 | 0 |
| CallumE777 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6.9 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.