Goofy Gang
All-time honours
Player of the Year
jahall912
ST923 goals, 489 assists and a 7.9 average across 778 games
Golden Boot
923
jahall912
923 goals in 778 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.19
jahall912
1.19 goals a game — 923 goals in 778 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
904
Ki3hl
904 assists in 807 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
196
jahall912
196 man of the match awards from 778 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
jahall912
7.9 average across 778 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1626
Ki3hl
4064 tackles at 40% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
89%
Ki3hl
89% accurate across 54592 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
My Arctic Abyss
242 goals from roughly 538 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
807
Ki3hl
807 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
30
Penameme
30 clean sheets in 185 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
Penameme
6.2 average across 185 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
499
Ki3hl
499 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
10%
Snowberger1111
8 goals from roughly 80 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
OD3A
74% accurate across 1498 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
45
Zbudday
45 red cards in 464 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.5:1
BestRanger1229
36 goals and only 8 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.19
Fresh-Essence_22
11 goals or assists in 59 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 19 players in the squad, 18 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.