BOTTLE ARTISTS
FC 26 — final record
This is BOTTLE ARTISTS's FC 26 record as it stood on 5 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
MrPazzlez
ST403 goals, 174 assists and a 7.5 average across 369 games
Golden Boot
403
MrPazzlez
403 goals in 369 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.09
MrPazzlez
1.09 goals a game — 403 goals in 369 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
207
Vivid_Admiral_65
207 assists in 222 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
8
911nvrforget
8 man of the match awards from 33 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
911nvrforget
8.6 average across 33 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
47
Vivid_Admiral_65
279 tackles at 17% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
MrPazzlez
82% accurate across 4582 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
42%
MrPazzlez
403 goals from roughly 960 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
369
MrPazzlez
369 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
vader_hky
6.2 average across 101 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
34
vader_hky
34 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
Vivid_Admiral_65
167 goals from roughly 642 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
Pi7zax
70% accurate across 1992 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
73
MrPazzlez
73 red cards in 369 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
MrPazzlez
403 goals and only 174 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.59
vader_hky
60 goals or assists in 101 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player BOTTLE ARTISTS recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MrPazzlez | 369 | 403 | 174 | 7.5 | 71 |
| Vivid_Admiral_65 | 222 | 167 | 207 | 7.7 | 49 |
| Pi7zax | 219 | 151 | 151 | 7.2 | 24 |
| LyndonHky14 | 143 | 131 | 85 | 7.2 | 27 |
| vader_hky | 101 | 34 | 26 | 6.2 | 9 |
| 911nvrforget | 33 | 29 | 33 | 8.6 | 8 |
| CobraChicken124 | 25 | 11 | 14 | 7.1 | 2 |
| mega-fodder22 | 15 | 5 | 0 | 7.3 | 2 |
| MrPrazzelz | 4 | 3 | 2 | 7.1 | 0 |
| SQUID BOY XD506 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 6.5 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.