Pizza Grande FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
FeartheKDO
ST1359 goals, 679 assists and a 8.7 average across 782 games
Golden Boot
1359
FeartheKDO
1359 goals in 782 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.74
FeartheKDO
1.74 goals a game — 1359 goals in 782 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1010
JOHAXX12
1010 assists in 767 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
312
FeartheKDO
312 man of the match awards from 782 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.7
FeartheKDO
8.7 average across 782 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
218
FeatMountain
872 tackles at 25% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
FeartheKDO
83% accurate across 13971 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
FeatMountain
374 goals from roughly 935 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
782
FeartheKDO
782 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.2
FeatMountain
7.2 average across 747 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
687
zombieslayer974
687 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Hospital Pass
73%
zombieslayer974
73% accurate across 7645 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
46
zombieslayer974
46 red cards in 777 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
FeartheKDO
1359 goals and only 679 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.50
HyperReaperzz
27 goals or assists in 54 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 5 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.