Noitao Fc
All-time honours
Player of the Year
MCLSantista
ST524 goals, 209 assists and a 7.9 average across 427 games
Golden Boot
524
MCLSantista
524 goals in 427 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.58
RazorPRX
1.58 goals a game — 93 goals in 59 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
209
MCLSantista
209 assists in 427 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
19
RazorPRX
19 man of the match awards from 59 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
yBardek
8.1 average across 51 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
54
MCLSantista
256 tackles at 21% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
88%
LucianoFA1
88% accurate across 733 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
42%
MCLSantista
524 goals from roughly 1248 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
427
MCLSantista
427 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
5
JoRGePaGoDiNHo1
5 clean sheets in 26 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
JoRGePaGoDiNHo1
6.5 average across 26 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
15
IJJ-Abner
15 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
18%
Neithe4i20
14 goals from roughly 78 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
yBardek
71% accurate across 846 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
MCLSantista
8 red cards in 427 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.4:1
RazorPRX
93 goals and only 27 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.12
LucianoFA1
6 goals or assists in 52 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 48 players in the squad, 19 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.