Tainha SAF
All-time honours
Player of the Year
LeozinhoB42
CM105 goals, 223 assists and a 7.9 average across 202 games
Golden Boot
433
MichelsMatheus
433 goals in 382 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.13
MichelsMatheus
1.13 goals a game — 433 goals in 382 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
287
MichelsMatheus
287 assists in 382 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
50
LeozinhoB42
50 man of the match awards from 202 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
LeozinhoB42
7.9 average across 202 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
70
LeozinhoB42
241 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
LeozinhoB42
81% accurate across 3496 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
56%
JoaoTuyama
30 goals from roughly 54 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
382
MichelsMatheus
382 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
8
lippegamer20
8 clean sheets in 54 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.0
lippegamer20
6.0 average across 54 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
122
Yuraye
122 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
31%
MichelsMatheus
433 goals from roughly 1397 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
Yuraye
75% accurate across 2672 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
MichelsMatheus
16 red cards in 382 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.1:1
JoaoTuyama
30 goals and only 14 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.51
Hejenenne
82 goals or assists in 160 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.