KiKa KinderK
All-time honours
Player of the Year
jorden____B
CM566 goals, 729 assists and a 7.8 average across 738 games
Golden Boot
1708
Wilbert0180
1708 goals in 743 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.30
Wilbert0180
2.30 goals a game — 1708 goals in 743 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1208
Wilbert0180
1208 assists in 743 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
198
jorden____B
198 man of the match awards from 738 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
jorden____B
7.8 average across 738 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1323
Wilbert0180
4410 tackles at 30% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Nickb_010
84% accurate across 8105 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
49%
Mielsko
217 goals from roughly 443 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
743
Wilbert0180
743 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
thegamingbodi21
6.7 average across 581 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
1708
Wilbert0180
1708 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
23%
XL_DT28
78 goals from roughly 339 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
EAids11
73% accurate across 3092 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
88
Wilbert0180
88 red cards in 743 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.4:1
Wilbert0180
1708 goals and only 1208 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.32
thegamingbodi21
185 goals or assists in 581 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.