Port Fail FC
FC 27 — final record
This is Port Fail FC's FC 27 record as it stood on 2 November 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
Bulldog256
ST56 goals, 38 assists and a 7.5 average across 81 games
Golden Boot
82
AKA CROWFIELD
82 goals in 92 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.89
AKA CROWFIELD
0.89 goals a game — 82 goals in 92 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
38
Bulldog256
38 assists in 81 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
18
AKA CROWFIELD
18 man of the match awards from 92 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
AKA CROWFIELD
7.7 average across 92 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
36
Chinny290
91 tackles at 40% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
lVloNsteR DUCK
77% accurate across 1294 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
30%
lVloNsteR DUCK
38 goals from roughly 127 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
92
AKA CROWFIELD
92 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
Shay8196
6.9 average across 38 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
17
Chimpehh
17 goals on a 7.3 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
9%
Lord_Albrecht_
5 goals from roughly 56 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
67%
Chimpehh
67% accurate across 641 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
2
lVloNsteR DUCK
2 red cards in 71 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
AKA CROWFIELD
82 goals and only 33 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.03
Shay8196
1 goal or assist in 38 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Port Fail FC recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AKA CROWFIELD | 92 | 82 | 33 | 7.7 | 18 |
| Bulldog256 | 81 | 56 | 38 | 7.5 | 9 |
| lVloNsteR DUCK | 71 | 38 | 33 | 7.7 | 9 |
| Chinny290 | 53 | 1 | 3 | 7.4 | 5 |
| Chimpehh | 42 | 17 | 23 | 7.3 | 2 |
| Lord_Albrecht_ | 40 | 5 | 23 | 7.4 | 3 |
| Shay8196 | 38 | 1 | 0 | 6.9 | 0 |
| Lord_Albrecht | 7 | 0 | 2 | 7.9 | 2 |
| daley1993 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 |
| OriginalGing222 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 7.2 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.