Noobs R Us
FC 27 — final record
This is Noobs R Us's FC 27 record as it stood on 16 October 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
Se845t1an_47
ST63 goals, 27 assists and a 7.2 average across 79 games
Golden Boot
63
Se845t1an_47
63 goals in 79 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.80
Se845t1an_47
0.80 goals a game — 63 goals in 79 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
57
arsenal king787
57 assists in 107 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
19
TwoPlanks27
19 man of the match awards from 91 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
TwoPlanks27
7.7 average across 91 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
56
TwoPlanks27
134 tackles at 42% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
TwoPlanks27
79% accurate across 1275 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
35%
TheGrandGhost5
42 goals from roughly 120 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
112
KEARNS_ELITE-
112 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
KEARNS_ELITE-
6.7 average across 112 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
42
KEARNS_ELITE-
42 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
12%
jordwoz12345
7 goals from roughly 58 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
59%
arsenal king787
59% accurate across 1044 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
KEARNS_ELITE-
4 red cards in 112 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
Se845t1an_47
63 goals and only 27 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.07
RustySnake6468
2 goals or assists in 30 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Noobs R Us recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KEARNS_ELITE- | 112 | 42 | 37 | 6.7 | 8 |
| arsenal king787 | 107 | 32 | 57 | 7.2 | 10 |
| jordwoz12345 | 96 | 7 | 21 | 7.4 | 9 |
| TwoPlanks27 | 91 | 30 | 14 | 7.7 | 19 |
| MattyS_01 | 91 | 7 | 15 | 7.1 | 3 |
| TheGrandGhost5 | 82 | 42 | 24 | 7.2 | 7 |
| Se845t1an_47 | 79 | 63 | 27 | 7.2 | 12 |
| Bradley140699 | 71 | 13 | 7 | 6.8 | 3 |
| iJames21 | 55 | 5 | 4 | 6.7 | 1 |
| craigthegamer1 | 40 | 11 | 9 | 7.2 | 2 |
| NthPhoenix14228 | 31 | 5 | 3 | 6.9 | 0 |
| RustySnake6468 | 30 | 1 | 1 | 7.3 | 4 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.