Not Tuchel
FC 27 — final record
This is Not Tuchel's FC 27 record as it stood on 26 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
Laughing Hippos
ST39 goals, 26 assists and a 8.2 average across 27 games
Golden Boot
39
Laughing Hippos
39 goals in 27 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.44
Laughing Hippos
1.44 goals a game — 39 goals in 27 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
33
killerboy josh
33 assists in 34 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
9
killerboy josh
9 man of the match awards from 34 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
Laughing Hippos
8.2 average across 27 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
23
Samdana
73 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
TGI Hockey
77% accurate across 590 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
52%
Laughing Hippos
39 goals from roughly 75 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
36
Eye 0f an Eagle
36 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.1
HFS_PYTHON
7.1 average across 27 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
12
HFS_PYTHON
12 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
28%
TGI Hockey
11 goals from roughly 39 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
3
Eye 0f an Eagle
3 red cards in 36 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
Samdana
13 goals and only 7 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.57
Samdana
20 goals or assists in 35 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Not Tuchel recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eye 0f an Eagle | 36 | 28 | 27 | 7.9 | 3 |
| Samdana | 35 | 13 | 7 | 7.9 | 5 |
| killerboy josh | 34 | 36 | 33 | 7.7 | 9 |
| TGI Hockey | 33 | 11 | 19 | 7.9 | 3 |
| Laughing Hippos | 27 | 39 | 26 | 8.2 | 6 |
| HFS_PYTHON | 27 | 12 | 14 | 7.1 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.