Awful Game
All-time honours
Player of the Year
WordleMerchant
ST58 goals, 46 assists and a 8.2 average across 96 games
Golden Boot
78
MrMeatloaf4603
78 goals in 93 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.84
MrMeatloaf4603
0.84 goals a game — 78 goals in 93 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
73
Dislitguy106
73 assists in 103 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
17
WordleMerchant
17 man of the match awards from 96 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
WordleMerchant
8.2 average across 96 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
24
Dislitguy106
121 tackles at 20% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
WordleMerchant
82% accurate across 1463 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
31%
MrMeatloaf4603
78 goals from roughly 252 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
103
Dislitguy106
103 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
BazzaTD
7.0 average across 25 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
78
MrMeatloaf4603
78 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
The Liability
3
Dislitguy106
3 red cards in 103 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.7:1
MrMeatloaf4603
78 goals and only 46 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.64
BazzaTD
16 goals or assists in 25 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 5 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.