Lil Haiti FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
3M1_2900
ST30 goals, 22 assists and a 8.4 average across 30 games
Golden Boot
304
Bruh4422
304 goals in 331 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.00
3M1_2900
1.00 goals a game — 30 goals in 30 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
242
surfingonarocket
242 assists in 333 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
11
3M1_2900
11 man of the match awards from 30 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
3M1_2900
8.4 average across 30 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
123
surfingonarocket
397 tackles at 31% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
88%
3M1_2900
88% accurate across 641 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
50%
3M1_2900
30 goals from roughly 60 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
333
surfingonarocket
333 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
ronaldodied
6.8 average across 54 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
158
Sofian-ehm4
158 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
27%
lordnoorius
28 goals from roughly 104 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
Sofian-ehm4
74% accurate across 2236 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
surfingonarocket
4 red cards in 333 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.8:1
ronaldodied
33 goals and only 12 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.40
MM6Merk
12 goals or assists in 30 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.