
FC REAL CHUDS
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
Homie Ang3l
ST1001 goals, 679 assists and a 8.3 average across 775 games
Golden Boot
1001
Homie Ang3l
1001 goals in 775 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.29
Homie Ang3l
1.29 goals a game — 1001 goals in 775 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
679
Homie Ang3l
679 assists in 775 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
207
Homie Ang3l
207 man of the match awards from 775 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
Homie Ang3l
8.3 average across 775 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
172
Homie Ang3l
687 tackles at 25% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Homie Ang3l
84% accurate across 14911 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
42%
coniooooo
562 goals from roughly 1338 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
775
Homie Ang3l
775 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.7
danger_robot
5.7 average across 45 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
50
xexpou
50 goals on a 6.1 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
BYT1997
6 goals from roughly 46 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
Ttvbanana126
74% accurate across 3060 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
93
coniooooo
93 red cards in 524 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
brendaa__12
15 goals and only 6 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.07
danger_robot
3 goals or assists in 45 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.