The Cabaret
FC 27 — final record
This is The Cabaret's FC 27 record as it stood on 30 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
CoventryMiller
ST31 goals, 23 assists and a 7.3 average across 43 games
Golden Boot
31
CoventryMiller
31 goals in 43 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.77
DrunkUncle42069
0.77 goals a game — 30 goals in 39 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
23
CoventryMiller
23 assists in 43 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
6
CoventryMiller
6 man of the match awards from 43 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
keepercabe
7.4 average across 43 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
8
keepercabe
44 tackles at 19% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
CoventryMiller
80% accurate across 544 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
DrunkUncle42069
30 goals from roughly 75 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
43
keepercabe
43 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
JordnianTomlnsn
6.8 average across 21 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
30
DrunkUncle42069
30 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
The Liability
4
Addicted2INK757
4 red cards in 28 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.1:1
DrunkUncle42069
30 goals and only 14 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.54
Addicted2INK757
15 goals or assists in 28 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player The Cabaret recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| keepercabe | 43 | 14 | 18 | 7.4 | 5 |
| CoventryMiller | 43 | 31 | 23 | 7.3 | 6 |
| DrunkUncle42069 | 39 | 30 | 14 | 7.0 | 3 |
| Addicted2INK757 | 28 | 8 | 7 | 7.0 | 1 |
| YourBoyTheDers | 25 | 5 | 11 | 7.2 | 0 |
| JordnianTomlnsn | 21 | 9 | 10 | 6.8 | 1 |
| sprtsfrk4evr21 | 19 | 0 | 1 | 6.8 | 2 |
| P Finley | 14 | 1 | 4 | 7.2 | 2 |
| Jumpee_Lion | 9 | 0 | 1 | 7.1 | 1 |
| Evilbearcat77 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 6.8 | 0 |
| FancyBunny30149 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 7.5 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.