The Cabaret
FC 27 — final record
This is The Cabaret's FC 27 record as it stood on 13 November 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
keepercabe
ST53 goals, 82 assists and a 7.5 average across 166 games
Golden Boot
87
CoventryMiller
87 goals in 147 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.59
CoventryMiller
0.59 goals a game — 87 goals in 147 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
82
keepercabe
82 assists in 166 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
28
keepercabe
28 man of the match awards from 166 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
keepercabe
7.5 average across 166 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
37
keepercabe
166 tackles at 22% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
sprtsfrk4evr21
82% accurate across 946 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
CoventryMiller
87 goals from roughly 242 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
166
keepercabe
166 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
4
CoventryMiller
4 clean sheets in 147 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
JordnianTomlnsn
6.7 average across 102 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
65
DrunkUncle42069
65 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
sprtsfrk4evr21
6 goals from roughly 46 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
JordnianTomlnsn
73% accurate across 1138 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
10
Addicted2INK757
10 red cards in 138 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.2:1
DrunkUncle42069
65 goals and only 30 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.07
Jumpee_Lion
4 goals or assists in 57 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player The Cabaret recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| keepercabe | 166 | 53 | 82 | 7.5 | 28 |
| CoventryMiller | 147 | 87 | 42 | 7.0 | 10 |
| YourBoyTheDers | 143 | 29 | 48 | 7.3 | 11 |
| Addicted2INK757 | 138 | 54 | 45 | 7.3 | 11 |
| DrunkUncle42069 | 114 | 65 | 30 | 6.9 | 9 |
| JordnianTomlnsn | 102 | 28 | 19 | 6.7 | 4 |
| sprtsfrk4evr21 | 75 | 6 | 4 | 7.3 | 10 |
| Evilbearcat77 | 66 | 15 | 9 | 7.1 | 5 |
| P Finley | 57 | 3 | 7 | 7.2 | 4 |
| Jumpee_Lion | 57 | 1 | 3 | 7.0 | 3 |
| FancyBunny30149 | 49 | 4 | 15 | 7.5 | 7 |
| FlamingBubbles | 34 | 6 | 6 | 7.3 | 2 |
| SafelyBANNED | 19 | 1 | 1 | 6.2 | 0 |
| Dpadzilla | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5.9 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.