Las Punhetas
All-time honours
Player of the Year
UKnow_Gonca22_HD
ST242 goals, 298 assists and a 7.9 average across 330 games
Golden Boot
316
TM1_MQM2014_
316 goals in 419 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.75
TM1_MQM2014_
0.75 goals a game — 316 goals in 419 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
298
UKnow_Gonca22_HD
298 assists in 330 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
74
TM1_MQM2014_
74 man of the match awards from 419 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
UKnow_Gonca22_HD
7.9 average across 330 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
196
CLASSIC_TIAGO2
752 tackles at 26% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
CLASSIC_TIAGO2
82% accurate across 5260 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
SiriuZzzF
221 goals from roughly 514 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
438
CLASSIC_TIAGO2
438 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
DiogoXPatricio
7.0 average across 315 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
163
DiogoXPatricio
163 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
CLASSIC_TIAGO2
93 goals from roughly 358 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
UKnow_Gonca22_HD
71% accurate across 4664 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
50
CLASSIC_TIAGO2
50 red cards in 438 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
TM1_rodriguex
184 goals and only 96 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.48
CLASSIC_TIAGO2
212 goals or assists in 438 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.