
Tough Cookies
All-time honours
Player of the Year
ranitistef
ST292 goals, 298 assists and a 7.9 average across 304 games
Golden Boot
641
killakalleDD
641 goals in 564 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.14
killakalleDD
1.14 goals a game — 641 goals in 564 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
503
sarah-howdy
503 assists in 853 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
110
killakalleDD
110 man of the match awards from 564 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
BEAASTX
8.4 average across 23 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
138
sarah-howdy
724 tackles at 19% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
dylaan_117
86% accurate across 2314 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
61%
BEAASTX
22 goals from roughly 36 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
853
sarah-howdy
853 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
LAFUNEE_TR
6.7 average across 137 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
103
tappa_antica
103 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
Fannan_007
20 goals from roughly 125 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
killakalleDD
78% accurate across 6298 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
sarah-howdy
16 red cards in 853 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
5.0:1
Fannan_007
20 goals and only 4 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.12
D-Blvck
10 goals or assists in 83 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 41 players in the squad, 25 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.