
Pynk Pony Club
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Nickyblinders
ST478 goals, 182 assists and a 8.2 average across 306 games
Golden Boot
478
Nickyblinders
478 goals in 306 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.56
Nickyblinders
1.56 goals a game — 478 goals in 306 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
320
ayush09
320 assists in 350 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
69
Nickyblinders
69 man of the match awards from 306 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
vimal_s_07
8.3 average across 356 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
134
vimal_s_07
352 tackles at 38% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
76%
spectacularsy
76% accurate across 2192 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
spectacularsy
201 goals from roughly 503 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
356
vimal_s_07
356 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.2
AbsurdCadet
7.2 average across 226 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
75
OG_Bomberr69
75 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
AbsurdCadet
29 goals from roughly 145 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
64%
AbsurdCadet
64% accurate across 1257 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
ayush09
6 red cards in 350 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
5.8:1
AbsurdCadet
29 goals and only 5 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.15
AbsurdCadet
34 goals or assists in 226 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.