The Sleepy Men
FC 26 — final record
This is The Sleepy Men's FC 26 record as it stood on 4 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
SCUFFTHECHUFF
ST845 goals, 385 assists and a 8.0 average across 696 games
Golden Boot
845
SCUFFTHECHUFF
845 goals in 696 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.21
SCUFFTHECHUFF
1.21 goals a game — 845 goals in 696 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
507
MurnDurg
507 assists in 692 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
163
SCUFFTHECHUFF
163 man of the match awards from 696 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
Ev4ndunn9
8.2 average across 79 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
236
MurnDurg
1024 tackles at 23% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
JT_Stevo
77% accurate across 1560 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
handsome_unit749
363 goals from roughly 931 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
696
SCUFFTHECHUFF
696 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
JT_Stevo
6.9 average across 151 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
243
LiamHendyy
243 goals on a 7.5 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
JT_Stevo
32 goals from roughly 145 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
68%
LiamHendyy
68% accurate across 4274 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
97
SCUFFTHECHUFF
97 red cards in 696 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.2:1
SCUFFTHECHUFF
845 goals and only 385 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.44
JT_Stevo
66 goals or assists in 151 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player The Sleepy Men recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SCUFFTHECHUFF | 696 | 845 | 385 | 8.0 | 163 |
| MurnDurg | 692 | 354 | 507 | 8.1 | 135 |
| LiamHendyy | 387 | 243 | 258 | 7.5 | 22 |
| handsome_unit749 | 359 | 363 | 286 | 8.0 | 79 |
| soggy-biscuit-64 | 290 | 98 | 130 | 7.5 | 19 |
| JT_Stevo | 151 | 32 | 34 | 6.9 | 0 |
| P4ul Dunn | 104 | 49 | 88 | 7.9 | 9 |
| Ev4ndunn9 | 79 | 72 | 48 | 8.2 | 14 |
| ayeCade | 15 | 7 | 9 | 7.2 | 1 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.