Painchodz FC
FC 27 — final record
This is Painchodz FC's FC 27 record as it stood on 31 October 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
MemzaMillion
ST164 goals, 74 assists and a 8.5 average across 97 games
Golden Boot
164
MemzaMillion
164 goals in 97 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.69
MemzaMillion
1.69 goals a game — 164 goals in 97 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
74
MemzaMillion
74 assists in 97 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
43
MemzaMillion
43 man of the match awards from 97 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
MemzaMillion
8.5 average across 97 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
50
Wrenwar_
87 tackles at 58% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
Oi_Dave
83% accurate across 927 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
53%
Wrenwar_
35 goals from roughly 66 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
97
MemzaMillion
97 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.4
OoStevezoO
7.4 average across 30 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
7
OoStevezoO
7 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 8.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
5%
Oi_Dave
2 goals from roughly 40 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
imran629
78% accurate across 1069 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
3
Oi_Dave
3 red cards in 52 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.2:1
MemzaMillion
164 goals and only 74 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.33
Oi_Dave
17 goals or assists in 52 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Painchodz FC recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MemzaMillion | 97 | 164 | 74 | 8.5 | 43 |
| imran629 | 63 | 51 | 64 | 7.9 | 8 |
| Wrenwar_ | 62 | 35 | 37 | 8.0 | 3 |
| Oi_Dave | 52 | 2 | 15 | 7.7 | 3 |
| Portugueser_ | 32 | 11 | 34 | 7.8 | 3 |
| OoStevezoO | 30 | 7 | 8 | 7.4 | 1 |
| nikefighter999 | 28 | 42 | 26 | 8.5 | 4 |
| RIAD360 | 17 | 3 | 9 | 7.0 | 0 |
| chy2bro2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7.2 | 1 |
| Legendinhoo- | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8.8 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.