ABE Snow Patrol
All-time honours
Player of the Year
CheesyBoy1980
ST605 goals, 460 assists and a 7.9 average across 577 games
Golden Boot
776
LYT LMO5
776 goals in 593 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.31
LYT LMO5
1.31 goals a game — 776 goals in 593 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
593
aaandooo
593 assists in 632 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
117
CheesyBoy1980
117 man of the match awards from 577 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
CheesyBoy1980
7.9 average across 577 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
795
LYT LMO5
2148 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
aaandooo
84% accurate across 20785 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
aaandooo
739 goals from roughly 1607 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
713
B3n 2005
713 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
aaandooo
7.0 average across 632 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
739
aaandooo
739 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
29%
Lithgaebear8699
164 goals from roughly 566 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
L0B0Y1234
72% accurate across 3957 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
32
aaandooo
32 red cards in 632 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
LYT LMO5
776 goals and only 502 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.48
L0B0Y1234
161 goals or assists in 335 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.