Chuzzed FC
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
Slane-op
ST1791 goals, 489 assists and a 7.9 average across 1274 games
Golden Boot
1791
Slane-op
1791 goals in 1274 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.41
Slane-op
1.41 goals a game — 1791 goals in 1274 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1438
rriversql
1438 assists in 1535 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
333
Slane-op
333 man of the match awards from 1274 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
rriversql
8.1 average across 1535 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
371
rriversql
1686 tackles at 22% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
Slane-op
83% accurate across 21905 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
31%
UBGH Flash
95 goals from roughly 306 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1535
rriversql
1535 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
SIKHATCH
6.2 average across 89 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
717
nightgamer10062
717 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
rriversql
422 goals from roughly 2221 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
64%
SIKHATCH
64% accurate across 570 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
44
samandarr
44 red cards in 939 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.7:1
Slane-op
1791 goals and only 489 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.45
lllLurqinlll
112 goals or assists in 248 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.