Bamboo Shoots
All-time honours
Player of the Year
HAZZTNA
ST128 goals, 153 assists and a 8.0 average across 214 games
Golden Boot
226
MuchTwoMuch
226 goals in 224 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.01
MuchTwoMuch
1.01 goals a game — 226 goals in 224 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
160
K9NG-D
160 assists in 202 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
53
MuchTwoMuch
53 man of the match awards from 224 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
K9NG-D
8.1 average across 202 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
52
MuchTwoMuch
215 tackles at 24% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
spannerhead23
85% accurate across 1684 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
YellowKai
50 goals from roughly 132 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
224
MuchTwoMuch
224 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.2
Tkd_Skills1982
7.2 average across 169 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
86
Tkd_Skills1982
86 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
29%
K9NG-D
131 goals from roughly 452 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
YellowKai
76% accurate across 1537 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
MuchTwoMuch
8 red cards in 224 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
spannerhead23
35 goals and only 15 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.41
spannerhead23
50 goals or assists in 121 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.