Mordorlorians
All-time honours
Player of the Year
SeanMcCoy10
ST350 goals, 434 assists and a 8.0 average across 434 games
Golden Boot
1274
JohnnyRizzle
1274 goals in 1269 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.00
JohnnyRizzle
1.00 goals a game — 1274 goals in 1269 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
645
AMoistSquelch
645 assists in 594 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
159
AMoistSquelch
159 man of the match awards from 594 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
AMoistSquelch
8.4 average across 594 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
402
JethroWilly
730 tackles at 55% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
JethroWilly
87% accurate across 12546 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
JohnnyRizzle
1274 goals from roughly 3267 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1269
JohnnyRizzle
1269 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.5
MarcAbou_10
7.5 average across 899 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
623
MarcAbou_10
623 goals on a 7.5 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
27%
JethroWilly
250 goals from roughly 926 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
StarSixtyNine
77% accurate across 8326 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
13
AMoistSquelch
13 red cards in 594 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
JohnnyRizzle
1274 goals and only 636 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.39
PapaMoose13
255 goals or assists in 647 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.