ALL ATTACK
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Johnnywang315
ST670 goals, 553 assists and a 7.3 average across 968 games
Golden Boot
670
Johnnywang315
670 goals in 968 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.69
Johnnywang315
0.69 goals a game — 670 goals in 968 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
752
Ander_pirlo202X
752 assists in 2546 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
125
marcoleslie82
125 man of the match awards from 491 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
IShowSpeed_36
7.4 average across 72 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
482
Ander_pirlo202X
1663 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
92%
corbitts
92% accurate across 1210 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
63%
IShowSpeed_36
19 goals from roughly 30 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
2546
Ander_pirlo202X
2546 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
136
PiggyHer0
136 clean sheets in 725 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.9
sakyashui
5.9 average across 105 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
135
Vigil_XTentaclon
135 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 6.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
3%
AIFC09
1 goal from roughly 33 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
80%
DiegoGodin37
80% accurate across 1846 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
22
Johnnywang315
22 red cards in 968 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
0
ZhouMingHui
0 clean sheets in 135 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
3.5:1
errant-freezer7
7 goals and only 2 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
UncleJeffChu
12 goals or assists in 536 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 46 players in the squad, 42 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.