Joke United
FC 26 — final record
This is Joke United's FC 26 record as it stood on 31 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
kkiu100
ST859 goals, 881 assists and a 7.5 average across 1424 games
Golden Boot
859
kkiu100
859 goals in 1424 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.60
kkiu100
0.60 goals a game — 859 goals in 1424 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
881
kkiu100
881 assists in 1424 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
284
kkiu100
284 man of the match awards from 1424 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
kkiu100
7.5 average across 1424 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
407
hx9999_845
1272 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
hx9999_845
86% accurate across 24076 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
SINGJAIXD
13 goals from roughly 33 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1424
kkiu100
1424 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
Kaku0105
6.9 average across 381 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
77
WhyEaisSoGood
77 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
15%
LNTin
25 goals from roughly 167 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
Kaku0105
77% accurate across 4894 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
22
WhyEaisSoGood
22 red cards in 646 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
BenSaw1999
262 goals and only 114 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.12
gn02074511
12 goals or assists in 101 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Joke United recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kkiu100 | 1424 | 859 | 881 | 7.5 | 284 |
| hx9999_845 | 1291 | 533 | 466 | 7.5 | 204 |
| kenjifafa | 990 | 203 | 274 | 7.3 | 81 |
| Hi5ingbird | 861 | 297 | 249 | 7.2 | 39 |
| WhyEaisSoGood | 646 | 77 | 51 | 7.0 | 41 |
| BenSaw1999 | 570 | 262 | 114 | 7.3 | 48 |
| LNTin | 464 | 25 | 54 | 7.2 | 44 |
| Dingmoone | 406 | 78 | 58 | 7.1 | 38 |
| Kaku0105 | 381 | 26 | 45 | 6.9 | 14 |
| kwonnyjr | 252 | 124 | 76 | 7.1 | 10 |
| richardtin | 166 | 37 | 18 | 7.1 | 12 |
| pok108 | 145 | 32 | 38 | 7.0 | 9 |
| gn02074511 | 101 | 7 | 5 | 7.1 | 3 |
| SINGJAIXD | 32 | 13 | 15 | 7.4 | 3 |
| loklok8282 | 26 | 15 | 7 | 7.5 | 3 |
| ETOhavehair | 17 | 10 | 7 | 7.4 | 2 |
| steveho0714 | 16 | 4 | 10 | 6.9 | 3 |
| Ww__CL-66__wW | 15 | 0 | 2 | 6.9 | 0 |
| TinG2632 | 14 | 0 | 4 | 7.2 | 1 |
| allenlan06 | 14 | 9 | 7 | 8.1 | 1 |
| Fai_519 | 10 | 4 | 6 | 7.7 | 0 |
| asaswiner | 8 | 0 | 1 | 7.6 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.