The Zzzzzzzz
FC 26 — final record
This is The Zzzzzzzz's FC 26 record as it stood on 29 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
Ramz2302
ST636 goals, 618 assists and a 8.2 average across 622 games
Golden Boot
991
Moghal2023
991 goals in 991 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.71
KungFuOggi
1.71 goals a game — 149 goals in 87 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
652
MaggotAJ
652 assists in 849 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
20
KungFuOggi
20 man of the match awards from 87 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
Ramz2302
8.2 average across 622 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
330
Moghal2023
892 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
HXVTLR
87% accurate across 710 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
Ramz2302
636 goals from roughly 1383 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
991
Moghal2023
991 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
cockney231079
6.9 average across 81 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
36
cockney231079
36 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
27%
CARTER4985
245 goals from roughly 907 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
cockney231079
75% accurate across 987 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
7
MaggotAJ
7 red cards in 849 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.5:1
KungFuOggi
149 goals and only 33 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.14
ColinRossWilson
6 goals or assists in 42 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player The Zzzzzzzz recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Moghal2023 | 991 | 991 | 557 | 8.1 | 166 |
| MaggotAJ | 849 | 626 | 652 | 8.0 | 124 |
| CARTER4985 | 661 | 245 | 416 | 7.8 | 67 |
| Ramz2302 | 622 | 636 | 618 | 8.2 | 107 |
| Moghal2007 | 500 | 369 | 382 | 8.1 | 80 |
| LeoOnVodka | 377 | 330 | 282 | 8.0 | 63 |
| jackson0591 | 157 | 83 | 92 | 7.7 | 18 |
| KungFuOggi | 87 | 149 | 33 | 8.0 | 20 |
| cockney231079 | 81 | 36 | 24 | 6.9 | 3 |
| HXVTLR | 44 | 3 | 12 | 8.2 | 7 |
| ColinRossWilson | 42 | 0 | 6 | 6.9 | 0 |
| OdysseyST98 | 9 | 6 | 14 | 8.0 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.